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Hotel 5 bintang

Sepasang suami isteri dalam perjalanan ke bandar dan kerana jaraknya yang jauh, mereka siggah untuk menginap di sebuah hotel sebelum meneruskan perjalanan keesokan paginya.

Akhirnya mereka bertemu dengan sebuah Hotel yang cukup bagus walaupun tidak berbintang dan bermalam. Keesokan paginya ketika akan keluar hotel, mereka dikenakan bayaran RM 200.00

"Hah? Ini kadar hotel 5 bintang. Awak tak salah kira ke?" tanya si suami terkejut.

Dia meminta dipanggilkan pengurus hotel dan membantah harga yang terlalu mahal. Setelah mendengar dengan penuh perhatian, pengurus berkata, "Hotel ABCD ini dilengkapi dengan kolam renang taraf antarabangsa, ruang persidangan dan berbagai hiburan semuanya bertaraf antarabangsa."

"Tapi kami tidak langsung menggunakan kemudahan tersebut," kata si suami berkeras.

"Salah Encik sendiri. kemudahan itu disediakan untuk dimanfaatkan," kata si pengurus tak mau kalah.

Setelah termenung sejenak si suami membuka dompetnya, mengeluarkan wang RM 50.00.. dan mengulurkannya kepada pengurus tersebut.

"Ini baru RM 50.00?" tanya pengurus.

"Baki RM 150.00 lagi tu saya dah bayar... iaitu saya relakan Encik tidur dengan isteri saya"

"Tapi saya tidak tidur dengan isteri Encik..."

"Salah Encik sendiri. ianya sudah tersedia semalaman, kenapa tidak dimanfaatkan..."

English is a difficult language... for some!

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It's My Birthday!!!

It is my birthday yesterday. How I celebrate my birthday?

Woke up at 7am then go to work til 6pm. Then i took my bath and directly kiss my pillow.

Yes... I'm so happy..

At least 3 of my friends still remember...

Nightmares?

Dreamt about my ex in wedding gown marrying a fatass yesterday night. I guess the fatass is only someone in my imaginary world as my ex always wanted e to gain some weight all these years.

Woke up at 5am in the morning and i can't continue my sleep. I don't know whether i should feel happy or sad. It is..... complicated. Looks like I'll be sleepy for the rest of the day....

Anyway, tonight my friends and I gonna watch Terminator Salvation at jusco Seremban2 tonight ^^ Hope the film won't make me fall asleep. Haha...

Surgery... not again =(

Went to hospital for routine check up today. Since there's no significant improvement since my last surgery, the doctor suggest me to undergo another surgery. What a pain in the ass *sigh*

The doc said that she'll inject silicone into my forearm to make it 'fatter'. Then they'll remove the skin graft on my fore-arm which is done on my first surgery. By the way, if I really need to undergo this surgery then this would be my 4th surgery...

Yet another boring weekend

What have i done today? Practically nothing. Since the weather is so hot outside, i better not going out.
So i ended up logging into my facebook account. I already open the account quite some time ago but never really active. Personally i find the user interface is quite confusing. Haha... guess I'll get used to it in no time =)
Anyway, I manage to hook up with some new friends there. I'll take it as a good sign to find some activity partner.
I'll have to sleep now. Tomorrow need to wake up early to go to hospital for routine body check up. Uh... nitez...

New working Shirt ^o^

Just received my new working shirt ^^

There's nothing much to talk about a shirt. Look at the picture yourself, a picture tells a thousand words xD~

Emo

I already broke up with my ex for 326 days. Not that I wanted to calculate all those days. Just that every morning when I woke up I'll add 1 days to that *sigh*

And guess what? I dreamt that I scolded her last night; which i never did that in real life. maybe deep inside of me i wanted to scold her. Wakaranai...

Falling in love is awfully simple, but falling out of love is simply awful.

Sunday night

I went to my friends wedding party last night. We're all having a great time and were partially drunk. And i get to know a few hot gurls too ^^

The party is over and we all headed home. While on the way home there was an unusual traffic jam as normally traffic congestion only occur in daytime at this area. As our vehicle crawling forward we saw a blue flash light in front of us (yep, police road block flash light). I know we're in deep shit because the car is full of liquor scent.

As our vehicle move further forward we could see some fire engine were there too and we were like (o_O)??
Then only we realize that an abandoned electrical appliances shop was on fire. It was a horrible fire and the shop is gazed to the ground.

Anyway, lucky it wasn't a road block after all xD~