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Hotel 5 bintang

Sepasang suami isteri dalam perjalanan ke bandar dan kerana jaraknya yang jauh, mereka siggah untuk menginap di sebuah hotel sebelum meneruskan perjalanan keesokan paginya.

Akhirnya mereka bertemu dengan sebuah Hotel yang cukup bagus walaupun tidak berbintang dan bermalam. Keesokan paginya ketika akan keluar hotel, mereka dikenakan bayaran RM 200.00

"Hah? Ini kadar hotel 5 bintang. Awak tak salah kira ke?" tanya si suami terkejut.

Dia meminta dipanggilkan pengurus hotel dan membantah harga yang terlalu mahal. Setelah mendengar dengan penuh perhatian, pengurus berkata, "Hotel ABCD ini dilengkapi dengan kolam renang taraf antarabangsa, ruang persidangan dan berbagai hiburan semuanya bertaraf antarabangsa."

"Tapi kami tidak langsung menggunakan kemudahan tersebut," kata si suami berkeras.

"Salah Encik sendiri. kemudahan itu disediakan untuk dimanfaatkan," kata si pengurus tak mau kalah.

Setelah termenung sejenak si suami membuka dompetnya, mengeluarkan wang RM 50.00.. dan mengulurkannya kepada pengurus tersebut.

"Ini baru RM 50.00?" tanya pengurus.

"Baki RM 150.00 lagi tu saya dah bayar... iaitu saya relakan Encik tidur dengan isteri saya"

"Tapi saya tidak tidur dengan isteri Encik..."

"Salah Encik sendiri. ianya sudah tersedia semalaman, kenapa tidak dimanfaatkan..."

English is a difficult language... for some!

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Honesty is the best policy

It's My Birthday!!!

It is my birthday yesterday. How I celebrate my birthday?

Woke up at 7am then go to work til 6pm. Then i took my bath and directly kiss my pillow.

Yes... I'm so happy..

At least 3 of my friends still remember...

Nightmares?

Dreamt about my ex in wedding gown marrying a fatass yesterday night. I guess the fatass is only someone in my imaginary world as my ex always wanted e to gain some weight all these years.

Woke up at 5am in the morning and i can't continue my sleep. I don't know whether i should feel happy or sad. It is..... complicated. Looks like I'll be sleepy for the rest of the day....

Anyway, tonight my friends and I gonna watch Terminator Salvation at jusco Seremban2 tonight ^^ Hope the film won't make me fall asleep. Haha...

Surgery... not again =(

Went to hospital for routine check up today. Since there's no significant improvement since my last surgery, the doctor suggest me to undergo another surgery. What a pain in the ass *sigh*

The doc said that she'll inject silicone into my forearm to make it 'fatter'. Then they'll remove the skin graft on my fore-arm which is done on my first surgery. By the way, if I really need to undergo this surgery then this would be my 4th surgery...

Yet another boring weekend

What have i done today? Practically nothing. Since the weather is so hot outside, i better not going out.
So i ended up logging into my facebook account. I already open the account quite some time ago but never really active. Personally i find the user interface is quite confusing. Haha... guess I'll get used to it in no time =)
Anyway, I manage to hook up with some new friends there. I'll take it as a good sign to find some activity partner.
I'll have to sleep now. Tomorrow need to wake up early to go to hospital for routine body check up. Uh... nitez...

New working Shirt ^o^

Just received my new working shirt ^^

There's nothing much to talk about a shirt. Look at the picture yourself, a picture tells a thousand words xD~

Emo

I already broke up with my ex for 326 days. Not that I wanted to calculate all those days. Just that every morning when I woke up I'll add 1 days to that *sigh*

And guess what? I dreamt that I scolded her last night; which i never did that in real life. maybe deep inside of me i wanted to scold her. Wakaranai...

Falling in love is awfully simple, but falling out of love is simply awful.

Sunday night

I went to my friends wedding party last night. We're all having a great time and were partially drunk. And i get to know a few hot gurls too ^^

The party is over and we all headed home. While on the way home there was an unusual traffic jam as normally traffic congestion only occur in daytime at this area. As our vehicle crawling forward we saw a blue flash light in front of us (yep, police road block flash light). I know we're in deep shit because the car is full of liquor scent.

As our vehicle move further forward we could see some fire engine were there too and we were like (o_O)??
Then only we realize that an abandoned electrical appliances shop was on fire. It was a horrible fire and the shop is gazed to the ground.

Anyway, lucky it wasn't a road block after all xD~

TAKEN

Yet another boring and lifeless Saturday for me. As there are no further plan for the evening, I went to VCD store to look for some nice movie to kill my time. So I end up buying "TAKEN".

The film follows an ex-CIA skilled in hand to hand combat who must rescue his daughter after she is kidnapped during her Paris vacation by human trafficking|sex-traffickers.

First thing to say is, this is a great and fun movie from beginning to end. The best movie to compare with this movie is Hit-man. The idea is somewhat the same (lots of action, shots, flying bullets etc) - though the motive for the actions are not money. But the level of realism, the motivation of the character, the cold blood which moves him on makes this flick a good option to choose when selecting a movie.

I'm done with my Saturday. And tomorrow will be another boring day.....

Another crappy Modification

Yet another rare stupid modification. No matter how great or eye catching modification made, they are what they are. One bad crash they all go the same places. Machine to scrap yard, and driver go to "cold room".

There are just too many others around as well for those Wiralution, Wajalution, and now the latest Genvolution.

If can’t afford the real one, just be realistic. Don’t just live in the imagination world. Kancil is kancil, it will never be AE86.

Nice song

This is one of the song that i like; 'Trouble is a Friend' by Lenka. I personally think that she's a very good singer but don't know why she's not that popular (o_O)??
Anyway, hope u guys enjoy the music video =)



Trouble will find you no mater where you go, oh oh.
No Matter if you're fast no matter if you're slow, oh oh.
The eye of the storm and the cry in the morn, oh oh.
Your fine for a while but then start to loose control.

Chorus 1:
He's there in the dark,
he's there in my heart,
he waits in the winds
he's gotta play a part.
Trouble is a friend,
yeah trouble is a friend of mine. oh oh!

Trouble is a friend but trouble is a foe, oh oh.
And no matter what I feed him he always seems to grow, oh oh.
He sees what I see and he knows what I know, oh oh.
So don't forget as you ease on down the road.

Chorus 1

Chorus 2:
So don't be alarmed if he takes you by the arm.
I won't let him win, but im a sucker for his charm.
Trouble is a friend,
yeah trouble is a friend of mine. Oh oh!

Oh how I hate the way he makes me feel.
And how I try to make him leave; I try.
Oh Oh I try!

Chorus 1

Chorus 2

Oh, Oh.

Funny customer

I am quite relaxed today as there are not much work to be done. There's one particular customer that totally completed my day :D He told me that he wanted to convert his year1979 C-Class (I believe it is W123) to the latest model of Mercedes-Benz C-Class (W204). It took me a very long time to convince him that it is not possible; and the hardest part is that I have to hold my laughter while talking to him as I don't want to make him looks like an idiot( although he is xD~)

Internet service interrupted

It has been already a few days that I am unable to online as Celcom is upgrading it's service in this area. It feels good to know that I will be able to enjoy a better service in somewhere near future, but it's frustrating though as I can't access to the internet ;(

Since i was unable to spam online thus I've decided to practice guitar that i have already abandoned for ages. So i went to the storeroom to dig out my guitar. It is dusty and the string is corroded. It took me quite some time to clean it up, replace all the strings and tune the guitar. And finally... TADAA!! The guitar is up and ready ^^
But too bad that i was only be able to practice for around 10 minutes because the pain of my right hand excruciated *sigh* I wonder when my hand will fully recover......

Looking for a car

For those who know me already knows that I met a terrible accident back in March last year; which makes me unfit to ride a motorcycle anymore. So after working for nearly a year it's time I look for my ride.

What i always have in mind is Honda Civic EG6, Nissan Sentra B14 and Toyota SEG AE101. There wasn't much car variety that i can choose from due to my tight budget. But while i was surfing the internet today, i came across a very attractive car which is for sale. The Toyota SEG AE111. So I have decided to go Selayang this Saturday to inspect and test drive the car. If everything is ok then I'll drive it home ; )

BLog?

i previously already created a blog HERE, but it's not really about me and got nothing to do with my life. Thus, this time i decided to make a blog about my pathetic life and what is running in my dumb brain.