Don't mess with old people

George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian , Mississippi , was
going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in
the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.

Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should
lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available."

George said, "Okay."

He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again.

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them." and he hung up.

Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips'
residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George , "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"


Don't mess with old people.

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Hotel 5 bintang

Sepasang suami isteri dalam perjalanan ke bandar dan kerana jaraknya yang jauh, mereka siggah untuk menginap di sebuah hotel sebelum meneruskan perjalanan keesokan paginya.

Akhirnya mereka bertemu dengan sebuah Hotel yang cukup bagus walaupun tidak berbintang dan bermalam. Keesokan paginya ketika akan keluar hotel, mereka dikenakan bayaran RM 200.00

"Hah? Ini kadar hotel 5 bintang. Awak tak salah kira ke?" tanya si suami terkejut.

Dia meminta dipanggilkan pengurus hotel dan membantah harga yang terlalu mahal. Setelah mendengar dengan penuh perhatian, pengurus berkata, "Hotel ABCD ini dilengkapi dengan kolam renang taraf antarabangsa, ruang persidangan dan berbagai hiburan semuanya bertaraf antarabangsa."

"Tapi kami tidak langsung menggunakan kemudahan tersebut," kata si suami berkeras.

"Salah Encik sendiri. kemudahan itu disediakan untuk dimanfaatkan," kata si pengurus tak mau kalah.

Setelah termenung sejenak si suami membuka dompetnya, mengeluarkan wang RM 50.00.. dan mengulurkannya kepada pengurus tersebut.

"Ini baru RM 50.00?" tanya pengurus.

"Baki RM 150.00 lagi tu saya dah bayar... iaitu saya relakan Encik tidur dengan isteri saya"

"Tapi saya tidak tidur dengan isteri Encik..."

"Salah Encik sendiri. ianya sudah tersedia semalaman, kenapa tidak dimanfaatkan..."

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